Chris Nimtz: fact or fiction

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Which option best describes how you know Chris

Select description Sold him Magic the Gathering cards in an alley Drank ale from an old shoe together Practiced layups and went hard in the f****** paint at the YMCA together Met him at the dunes Beat him at knitting fight leagues

Which large plate of food would you like to see Chris eat?

12lbs of hot wings Several quails wrapped in bacon An entire pot of chili

What is your favorite thing about Chris?

Select an option Owns many fine furs Doesn't chap anyone's hide Makes various jams & jellies as gifts for the holidays Owns many scented candles

What would you like to see Chris improve? (Check all that apply)

Larger muscles Slicked back hair Eat more hot wings Play bass instead of guitar Stop lipping off about how badass he is Clean out the lint trap once in a while

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